Bush and Blair

This is a wonderful video, enjoy.

Venezuela Grows A Pair

I first heard about this on NPR and the print story does it justice, I guess.
I was a fan of Hugo Chavez before, this just cements it.
I really liked what I had heard of the speach but I was a bit distressed when I learned that it would probably cost Venezuela a seat on the UN Security Council. They were campaigning for a seat on the security council and were pretty much a lock, until this speach.


Hugo Chavez tells it like it is

White Stripes Fever

Don't know why I am fixated with the White Stripes, but I am and therefore I'm forcing this upon the fine readers of this blog.
Please enjoy this wonderful commercial for Coca-Cola. Jack White wrote the song.

Smarmy

Why I Still Love The Simpson's After All These Years

I know that the Simpson's seem to have celebrity voices every week, their season opener featured a couple of guys, Michael Imperioli and Joe Pantoliano, from The Sopranos and other stereotypical Italian roles.
But this past week the White Stripes were guests and I'm all about the White Stripes. They did a parody of the White Stripes video for "Hardest Button to Button", great song and great video.

Here I present both for your consideration.

First the original video



Now the Simpson's parody featuring the White Stripes



Hope you enjoy.

Smarmy

On the Habits of Dogs.

Have you ever noticed that the more foul something smells, the more a dog will try to sniff it? You know that sometimes you feel "a little less than fresh" and you're trying to hide it, but along comes somebody's dog...BUSTED! That fucking dog will do anything in its power to shove it's snout in you crotch or as far up your ass crack as it can get it. Oh well, you go home and take a shower and think to yourself, "I'll just have to start carrying Milkbones on a day when I'm a little funky." Having made note of this most doggy of doggy habits...Have you ever noticed that there are some people who smell so bad that even a dog (who's nose is a rotten smell magnet) can't stand to be near them? I've known fellers like that. I used to live with a guy (I think it would be bad to name names, right? Fuck it! P2X wont mind.) who smelled so fucking ripe that no animal on four legs would come near. That's not the fucked up part! This shit-stinking turd actually had women fighting to be his! Well, I'll tell you what. Let's all just take a rotting steak and rub it all over out asses and then roll in piles of dog shit for good measure. Then we'll all be mac-a-licous playas too. As for me, all this talk of bad smelling shitheads is making me want to take a shower. Maybe after I finish this Icehouse.

Don't Tell ME What You'd Think I'd Do!

What the Fuck!?? Why do people tell me what they think I would do? "If you had it all to do again, you'd talk a lot of shit, but you'd never do anything about it...." How the hell do you know? Maybe if I had it all to do again, I would systematically pick out the future weak links in my life and kill them before they ever brought me down in the first place. Huh? If I tell you that there is no copy machine in the fucking store, there is NO copy machine in the goddamn store! Why do you have to ask someone else? That dipshit is just going to give you the same fucking answer I did! I am the end all/be all of my own universe. All others will rot under my marching feet.

Catalog Hilarity!

If you've ever read a catalog like Sharper Image or especially L.L. Bean you'll actually appreciate this a bit more but it's a hoot none the less. Take a break for yourself and enjoy this fine piece from McSweeney's.

REFRESHINGLY HONEST CRATE AND BARREL CATALOG DESCRIPTIONS