Halloween for Pedophiles

I saw this article online and it was the first time I even thought that this was an issue, a valid issue at that:

WRAL's Coverage of the aforementioned topic

I had never thought of it but Halloween is like delivery for pedophiles.

In the article it mentions that they have to sit around and watch a video. Maybe after the video they can play Go-Fish or Chutes and Ladders, or trade ideas as to what kinds of vans are best to meet new friends or how NAMBLA is a valid organization. I don't know but it could be NAMBLAs halloween party.

Anyway, have a happy halloween and happy trick or treating.

Smarmy

Yankees On A Plane

First there was Thurman Munson way back in 79. Or was there? I mean, does anyone else think his name is a little too close to Herman Munster to believe? Anyway, next comes (goes) Cory Lidle. Now Slappy McCantcatch's plane slides off the runway? I see a new movie on the horizon - Yankees On A Plane. A woman is boarding and while being ushered through first class she sees Randy Johnson sitting there - she starts screaming and crying and refuses to get on the plane - I think it has potential.

Are you there God? It's me, Michael. When I said I wanted them all to die in a plane crash, I didn't mean one at a time.

Sorry If I Get A Little Sporty On You

Today, October 14 2006, twenty two years to the day of the Tigers winning the World Series, the Tigers have now made their way back to the fall classic. Today they toyed with the A's until the ninth when Maglio Ordonez spanked the ball into the bleachers.
I am so so happy. As a Tiger fan from way back I feel a bit like a fair weather fan. I just cannot believe that my team is going to the World Series. What in the hell.
Speechless...

Where Oh Where Has Smarmy Hobo Been

First of all I need to apologize to my loyal readers out in internetland, I have been away doing amazing and astonishing things. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. A little hint...riding rails and "dealing with" nosy engineers. I've truly missed you all, your admiration and adoration that is bestowed upon me daily. I feel sad when I'm not writing here for you...and only you.
Before writing to you this wonderfully brisk autumn eve, I was watching a film that I would not recommend. It was entitled "Tight Teen Pussy", it was about these young women who enjoyed having sexual relations with seemingly random men. The dialogue was light, which is strange for a film that boasts it's length of four hours. The lighting was horrid, I cannot even describe the lengths they went to save money on a good cinematographer. This is what happens when you don't employ union workers. The acting seemed forced, in good erotica the acting is one of the things that doesn't go by the wayside. For example rent Eros, Steven Soderberg directs one segment starring Robert Downey Jr., very well done and funny to boot. I don't want to go on and on about the disappointment that this movie was. I would go return it from the shop whence it came but I borrowed it from an acquaintance and will merely return it to him at a later date.
Moving on from bad cinema, I was checking out the internet and stumbled on a pretty damn good site called McSweeney's, great stuff, you'll see a link for it on the right hand side of this page. On that site I found a really funny and tragic letter written to a Dr. Jones, to his friends he is "Indy". Apparently he was recently fired from Marshall college and this is the letter they sent him.

Temple of Doom my ass

Subversive Attitudes Towards The President

Read this but not attempt this at home:

How to trip the president.

David Bowie

David Bowie on Extras (a hilarious show on HBO from the man who brought you The Office)
Check it out

Bush and Blair

It's Grreat!

Maximum R&B

One of the best live performances of any song...ever. Pete Townshend is amazing, so is Keith Moon and let's not forget John Entwistle and hell throw in Roger Daltrey for good measure.