Thursday, September 04, 2008

Giant balloon-ish type creatures poised to attack Republican National Convention


Well I don't know why the media hasn't picked up on this, maybe they're trying to keep it on the down-low so as not to start a panic. I've found this picture, taken this afternoon, of the ceiling of the X-Ceedingly X-Cellent X-Cel Center in St. Paul, and by god they're massing in the rafters. The scuttlebutt seems to be they're going to drop from the ceiling onto the unsuspecting delegates tonight just after McCain finishes his speech. God help us all.

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