Balloon-ish type creatures attack RNC

Well it all went down with chilling precision. Before McCain's speech they locked the doors of the X-Tremely X-Cited X-Cel Center so the X-Delegates couldn't leave. McCain himself seemed to sense the impending tragedy as at the end of his speech he prayed for the doomed souls, saying "God bless you all." First they dropped confetti, perhaps as some sort of chum - then the balloons were released, descending slowly, mercilessly, perhaps inevitably onto the crowd. Most of the brave folks attempted to fight back, punching them back up into the air, but it was useless. Here's a picture of Sarah Palin standing in the aftermath...

Giant balloon-ish type creatures poised to attack Republican National Convention

Well I don't know why the media hasn't picked up on this, maybe they're trying to keep it on the down-low so as not to start a panic. I've found this picture, taken this afternoon, of the ceiling of the X-Ceedingly X-Cellent X-Cel Center in St. Paul, and by god they're massing in the rafters. The scuttlebutt seems to be they're going to drop from the ceiling onto the unsuspecting delegates tonight just after McCain finishes his speech. God help us all.