Thursday, September 04, 2008

Balloon-ish type creatures attack RNC


Well it all went down with chilling precision. Before McCain's speech they locked the doors of the X-Tremely X-Cited X-Cel Center so the X-Delegates couldn't leave. McCain himself seemed to sense the impending tragedy as at the end of his speech he prayed for the doomed souls, saying "God bless you all." First they dropped confetti, perhaps as some sort of chum - then the balloons were released, descending slowly, mercilessly, perhaps inevitably onto the crowd. Most of the brave folks attempted to fight back, punching them back up into the air, but it was useless. Here's a picture of Sarah Palin standing in the aftermath...

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