Hello hello hello - here's a quick and by no means comprehensive list of things we can blame on George Bush:
His pre-emptive strike policy has emboldened hawks around the world and led to Israel's invasion of Lebanon.
His policy of cronyism in federal appointments led to the failure of FEMA after Katrina and the deaths of hundreds of citizens.
His and his father's family oil business contributed to global warming and made Katrina a worse hurricane than it otherwise would have been.
His and his father's occupation of Saudi Arabia led to Osama bin Laden's hatred of America.
While we're blaming things on his father, he looks like a chimp. See www.bushorchimp.com
His Texas education has led millions to mispronounce the word "nuclear."
His insistence on exploring the north side of the island instead of manning the hatch led to a system failure and the crash of Oceanic Flight 815.
His sodomy of Mrs. O'Leary's cow led to its knocking over an oil lamp and the burning of Chicago.
He kept poking Mount St. Helens in early 1980.
He continuously asked Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold if they were "gonna take that shit from those punks."
He spooked Christopher Reeve's horse.
More to come...
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