Tuesday, August 26, 2008

He was just a widdle man

I can't help but think that Smarmy has found a permanent address, if you know what I mean. Don't really see much of him here on the streets anymore. If he really be the smarmiest hobo of them all, he don't ne'er make it known. I thinks he be a can of Chef Boy-ar-dee away from the fancy life. God forbid'n the man find himself EMPLOYED! Shite be to he and all he holds dear. A curse be on all his cardboard boxes. Wasn't he the one who started all this ranting in the first place? I myself had been in a coma for about a year, but I've come back with a drunken (and non-political or baseball laced) vengeance.

I've already met the Olson twins with chaps and cap guns,
Cleveland

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