Thursday, August 21, 2008

Bill Berry'd Alive

Adrift again, so it seems... Tell me, Mommy... What's that?! And why is it looking at me? I was shocked (and stunned) in a shitty restaurant today as a small child clutched her mothers skirt and pointed at me. She cried "Mommy what is that?!" Her mother said "That's a man, dumb ass." I was floored none the less. Why does this shit always happen to me? I know I have a sweet ass, but really... I don't think that I look like something beyond human, or at least beyond gender. People should really beat their kids a bit more often. Then they would just wait silently for orders like I did.

Shocked... Stunned,
Cleveland

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