I'm out of the picture for a while and Smarmy gets delusions of greatness. Well, here on the ol' Country Ham Express, we just got temporarily derailed in a dry county for the month of January. So, clink-clink, have a drink. I have so much to think about... Don't snore, have some more, I need the time to type it out!
I have to wonder about things sometimes. Are people really as stupid as I think they are? I believe the answer is "yes." "Sir, I want those cigars." says the dull man as he points like an idiot. "Which ones?" responds the 40oz. "Those right there!" he says again as his stubby little finger juts forward at a wall of over 30 different cigars. "You'll have to be more specific, sir, there's a lot of cigars here." says 40. The dipshit asshole does the Napoleon Dynamite sigh, "Ghhhod!" "Those right there! The ones right there... What's your problem!" 40oz. is stunned. The man shouts, "Those on the second shelf, third from the right!" 40oz. is relieved and he reaches for those very specifically pointed out cigars. As his hand touches them, the dumbass sighs again, "No, ghhhod! Can't you count?! I said third from the right!" 40oz. is truly confused now. Had the meaning of the word "right" changed since he had last used it? Was his brain beginning to rot dealing with the stupid people? On a hunch, he moved his hand to the third cigar from the left just to see if that would work. The dumb fucks eyes light up, "Yes, those cigars. Jeez, why do they hire such stupid people here?" 40oz. replies with a simple, "I dunno." I know, I know you want to rip their stupid dumbass faces off, but a paycheck is a very important thing. I think it was Thom Yorke that said "When I am king you will be first against the wall." Wouldn't it be nice?
The Peace and the Grease,
40oz.
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