Today I'd like to act out a scene from the James Melkonian classic, The Stoned Age. This particular scene is in the last act. The dialog is between our hero Joe, and our little misunderstood toady, Tack. Both parts will be played by 40oz.
Joe and Tack are fighting, rolling around a Torrence Beach front yard. Joe uses a double-fist punch to pound Tacks nards before pinning him to the ground...
Joe - "Hey, Tack, man... What the fuck happened to you, man? You used to be cool!"
Tack - "Fine chicks wont even talk to me... They all think I'm gross. Ya think any chick is gonna wanna talk to a crater-face?!
Joe - "Well, maybe you could meet a chick with an acne problem too. You know? Maybe then you'd have something in common."
Tack - "FUCK THAT SHIT!! I want FINE chicks!"
Joe pounds Tacks nards again before dashing to safety inside the house. Before he can make it inside, an Ox 45 tallboy strikes him on the back of the head, propelling him forward. As he hits the floor, the door slams shut. He is safe.... For now!
Stay tuned for the next installment of James Melkonians, The Stoned Age!
40oz.
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