Monday, October 16, 2006

Yankees On A Plane

First there was Thurman Munson way back in 79. Or was there? I mean, does anyone else think his name is a little too close to Herman Munster to believe? Anyway, next comes (goes) Cory Lidle. Now Slappy McCantcatch's plane slides off the runway? I see a new movie on the horizon - Yankees On A Plane. A woman is boarding and while being ushered through first class she sees Randy Johnson sitting there - she starts screaming and crying and refuses to get on the plane - I think it has potential.

Are you there God? It's me, Michael. When I said I wanted them all to die in a plane crash, I didn't mean one at a time.

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