Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Kinder, Gentler Dog Fighting


Why is it that dog-fighting rings always involve pit-bulls? I think it would be much more entertaining to use chihuahuas. The fights would be quicker - one growl and they'd both be cowering and shaking behind their owners' legs. In honor of Les Nessman it could be called the
Chi Chi Rodriguez Chihuahua Conflagration.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I see you've never owned a chihuahua. Tell me: are you Insecure with your masculinity and think that owning a big dog makes you look "Macho"? Also: why are you talking smack about chihuahuas over the internet? Are you a 40 year old man who lives in his mothers basement and has nothing better to do than bitch about small dogs?