Spying Squirrels

I make no judgement on the issue, I merely pass it along. Fourteen squirrels were detained along Iran's border and charged with espionage. The state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported the squirrels were equipped with GPS, cameras and listening devices. I'm not here to speculate, but if they had cameras perhaps they were being prepared for Junior's colonoscopy?

Operation Bite Me

I get the impression President Junior is tapping his feet and looking at his watch, waiting on the Rapture. Russian journalist Andrei Uglanov has reported America is planning an attack on Iran for the first week of April, specifically 4AM April 6, Good Friday, the Muslim Sabbath. The attack, code-named Operation Bite, is scheduled to last 12 hours and will consist of cruise missles launched from various staging areas around the Persian Gulf as well as the Indian Ocean. The targets include uranium enrichment facilities, air defense stations and Iranian warships in the Gulf.

Why are we not hearing about any of this from our own news agencies? Is Russia now the place to turn for objective, investigative journalism? The new land of propaganda is the home of Jessica Lynch and Pat Tillman. Tell two friends, and tell them to tell two friends...